What's in a name?

Forgot to add... I work beside a guy, who's mother is a social worker, and a 'well known'.. ie psychopathic family (akin to these lovely people) were stoned out their face at the weekend... and so they went to the 'Birth/Death/Marriage' department, to register their new daughters birth and name:


They named her " Pooh Bear Star Aitken "........... seriously,

I MEAN SERIOUSLY......